Friday, December 5, 2014

Running Out Of Ideas Pt. 4- Zombie Animals

Hellooo Everyone, Morbidly Deceased here!
So I was thinking, what could possibly be worse than regular zombies? Zombie Xenomorphes? No, here I'll give you a hint in case you decided to not look at the title...
No, not Five Night's at Freddy's that's much worse. I'm talking about zombiefied animals. The last thing anyone needs is to be chased by a zombie bear or avoided freshly turned crows. If you thought the apocalypse was bad enough, imagine having to add bug spray to your survival list. If  mosquitos would zombiefy because they bite a zombie, then the next thing you know, a small pinch on the leg and your already doomed. Florida, Africa and every swamp would be doomed. Not to mention, if anyone's seen "The Birds" then it's fairly obvious that zombiefied birds that can still fly could doom us all when we don't look above us at all. And if my theory of zombie decay were right, that the dead would sprint at first until they break down to much to move that fast then, zombie dogs would be the bane of our existence. Less of man's best friend and more like zombie dog's easiest meal.
 
 

And the list gets worst from there. Zombie flies, gators, snakes, spiders, guinea pigs, and anything else. But only if the zombie virus can be transmitted by mosquitos, either than that, it's just big animals you have to worry about. It's almost a set up a Soviet Russia joke if you try hunting deer.
 
 

Have fun with that, and don't even think about going to a zoo... or a farm... or a...
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