How Doomed Are You? Pt. 3: Nazi Zombies (Call Of Duty)

Hello  Everyone, Morbidly Deceased Here,
    So, this time i'm talking about the Nazi Zombies Mode in Call Of Duty, now even though the juggernauts are typically invincible in this game, it's still not the hardest zombie game or mode I've played.

So, plain and simple, this mode's hard enough for military personnel with inexplicable auto-aim capabilities, so good luck trying to fight these things off, but if you do, don't worry, there's probably a mystical box with mystical weapons inside it that can really pack a punch. (See what I did there?)

 

Also, there's no signs that there was ever any spread of the virus besides just Nazis, so odds are, if your in America, your fine. Long story short, the worst is yet to come.

   That's All For Now...

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How Doomed Are You? Pt.2: Dead Rising 3 (Part 1 is ROOI Pt. 9)

Hello Everyone, Morbidly Deceased Here,
  So, as I mentioned last week, I was making a series of posts about how doomed the average person would if they were stuck in a zombie apocalypse of a certain video game. Frankly, this series will be short, because it is limited to the zombie games I have played, hands-on experience instead of just guessing. Next up on this short list is Dead Rising 3, if you look at the top of my blog, I have a picture from the game.

So, this game would be a little harder to survive in than Dead Island for a couple reasons. One, it's a government cover-up, so good luck getting out. Two, There are much more zombies with natural mutations to the virus, this is as opposed to the location specificities of Dead Island zombies. (Floater, Rammer, Thug, e.t.c.) And finally, psychopaths everywhere. And if your wondering why this is so low on the list is that, A. The outbreaks are actually contained effectively by the government for a change.

 

 

B. There is an effective cure for the virus known as Zombrex

C. Back to reason A, only one city is infected.

But lets just say that it instead infects the whole world, well then, you're doomed anyways in the first place, but if it infected the WHOLE world, then it would be like The Walking Dead, but with a cure.

Either way, good luck.

 

   That's All For Now...

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Running Out Of Ideas Pt. 9- How Doomed Are You? (Also, How Is This Still Going?)

Hello Everyone, Morbidly Deceased here,
   I was having a conversation with some of my friends when one of them brought up the new EXO-Zombies mode in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare, and that got me thinking, based on some of the video games I've played and someone of the most well-known zombie franchises in video games to date. I'm planning on making this into a new series of posts known as "Virtual Apocalypse", or "Running Out Of Luck," each of which contains my discussion about how doomed the average human would be if those zombies were to be the main threat of the apocalypse. Mind you, i'm excluding the skill of the protagonist and instead inserting the average person.

Anyways, let start with the easiest game to survive that I've played. Dead Island. The game in itself only has a couple types of zombies, most of which could be dealt with easily considering that the butchers and floaters are found in uncommon places, the rams are just from insane asylums, which aren't too common, and thugs are too stupid and slow to be dangerous unless you're cornered. The real problems would be suiciders and infected, suiciders because of their explosive power and infected because off their overall speed. When you get down to it, the weapon crafting isn't necessaryand when practically anything can be a weapon, you'll be fine.

   That's All For Now...
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250 Views!

Hello Everyone,
  I 'm glad to say that this blog has reached 250 views, which my not seem like too much except for the fact that I started this blog for my tech class, and three months later, i'm the only one with enough time, or maybe just stupid enough to keep doing this.
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Pain In The Neck Pt.1: Vampire Fangs, How Do They Work?

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     Like I mentioned in a previous post, I was thinking about expanding the blog, so here's the first post of many about a different topic, vampires. And no, not these kind!

Instead it will be a little more classical and a little more like this...

Notice who the guy on the left is? Yeah, so Daryl's a vampire? Those of you who watch or watched The Walking Dead and saw Blade II know what i'm talking about.
     Anyways, There was something that I've been thinking about with vampires, how do their fangs work? Well, I really didn't think about it too much until a realized how much pressure was in your blood stream. The thing about vampires is that when they bite someone in the neck, they seem to have a very easy to extracting a lot of liquid in little time, with little mess. Now, in vampire series like The Strain, the vampires have a six-foot stinger that attaches to someone's throat and sucks out their blood, and if you've seen the show as well, its fairly feasible.

 

   Just maybe not in that picture, their typically a lot longer. But the reason I find basic vampire fangs unrealistic is that they cause two canine tooth size holes in the jugular and there never seems to be enough blood that they choke on the amount of blood rushing out, meaning that there has to be something else aiding them. And while it could be anything, there is something that makes more sense than the rest. Vampire have fangs, and in certain series, these fangs also inject their victims with a sedative that calms down the victim, this could in turn slow down the heart rate and make the blood a little more controllable. This could be what prevents each vampire bite from becoming a bloody mess. Or you could go with an approach of the vampires enhanced strength and speed causes it to be able to drink faster than a normal human. Or maybe there's some kind of sucker hidden behind their that steadies the flow of blood, either way...

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Running Out Of Ideas Pt. 8- Tattoing The Dead

Hello Everyone, Morbidly Deceased Here,
     I know what your thinking,

Well, I have a friend who I can attribute most of my strange posts too. Like this one. And trust me it's a fun idea. Let's just say you really do want to a tattoo a zombie for whatever reason, could it be done? Well, it really depends on how decayed they are, if their skin is still in fairly good condition, then you won't have much to worry about, well with give them a tattoo anyways. But before I go any further than that, et touch base on the matter of restraining a zombie. In The Walking Dead tv show sometime in season two and three, there were instance where a character used some kind of lead that consisted of a pole and string that would fasten around and object and tightened when pulled, with the pole keeping the zombie away. Or you can strap them down with whatever you can and get someone with nerves of steel to hold them down.

 

 

But I might get back to that later, now onto the tattoo part again. It's simple as this, it all depends on the condition of the skin, mainly because a tattoo dyes the skin a different color permanently, but if the skin is to decayed, you could be the first person in the world to tattoo someone directly on their muscles. But if all else fails, there's always the good od sharpie. So if you want to draw phallic imagery on a zombies head like a drunk guy in college, then the good old sharpie will work just, especially if you draw on bone. But at the end of the day, I have question for all off you that think this a dumb idea...

 

It's the apocalypse, and every day most likely is your last, and i'd rather go out with a laugh than a scream.

   That's All For Now...

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