Apocalypse How?-Pt. 1-Birds

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Yeah, figured I'd get that out of the way. Anyways, For the first apocalypse I'll be covering, I'll stat with something that Alfred Hitchcock introduced us to. The idea that birds rise up against humanity is kind of strange, i'll admit that's the point of this series, but Alfred Hitchcock did it so why not?
To make a long story short, this would make a dreadful apocalypse, though you might not be as easily overwhelmed as you would in a zombie apocalypse, but they would be a pain. The last thing any of us need is to have another reason to hate pigeons.

 

But not all hope is lost, the military could very well fend off certain areas, birds typically aren't that bright either. But i'll leave that up to you as to how to exterminate them, let's face it, just because they want to kill us doesn't make them coordinated. So, aim for the skies, no seriously, those birds up there want to kill you.

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Apocalypse How?: Preface- Starting With The Obscure and Finishing With a Bang

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     With my "How Doomed are You?" series done and over, at least for now, I figured I'd start a new series. Once again, this one was started by a conversation. On that was about how the zombie apocalypse is not the only kind of apocalypse out there. So I went home that night and wrote down 16 different ideas for an apocalypse, I with you have any ideas too, please put them in the comments.

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How Doomed Are You? Pt.5: Plants VS. Zombies

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Believe or not, the apocalypse presented to us by Plants VS. Zombies is actually the hardest one to survive. The variations and sheer amounts of these specialties would make it the hardest world to navigate through. When you have zombies that float, or can bungee jump, or are in a giant mech, or even those zombies seen in the picture above would make your life hell, even if you did use guns, you would probably be better off telepathically genetically altered war plants because zombies only attack one side at a time apparently. I know this was short, but there isn't much else to be said except that once again, these are the games I've played, not just simply heard of.

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Out of the Suit Pt.2 : The Animatronics

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 Today i'm going to be tacking down the animatronics at each Freddy location, although this can be a little bit spotty with how much information was given in the games, it can still be done.

FredBear's Diner: Two Animatronics Golden Freddy and Golden Bonnie
                             Proven by a FNAF 3 Minigame. Although the FNAF 2 Death Game "Take Cake to the Children" Show a brown Freddy, it's fairly obvious the colors are different because last time I checked, children weren't green.

Pizzeria 1: Six animatronics, The Original Four (FNAF 1) And the duo from the diner, (7 f you include the puppet)
                  There's a little bit of depth to this, but not too much, what we do is that a couple workers were injured by spring suit (Original 4) malfunctions, and costumes were given put to employees, not extra animatronics.  The Original 4 are actually spring suits that just aren't used for their original purpose. But it is not shown to have had any deaths at the pizzeria children related. Which means the first animatronics attacking you in the later location could be the former workers. With the Puppet's death being shown as outside the restaurant, there is no way for it to know that shoving a carcass into a suit would give it control over a body.

Pizzeria 2: 12 animatronics, The Original 4 (Now withered), The Toy 4, The original duo and the Puppet and Balloon Boy.
                  The children took over the new suits until night by night, more children are murdered, there in which forms a second set of dead children (Golden Freddy was out of site and remained unknown until mentioned in the sixth night, it could very well have been used to stuff children in the old suits, the one's that could actually open up to fit a person unlike the toy suits) These new death lead to all the suits becoming haunted. There's proof in FNAF 2 that murders were committed in the pizzeria.  This was also where the Puppet gave a second life to the four dead children. (I say this because the Give Gifts Give Life Mini-game ends with a Golden Freddy jump scare. Game Theorists proof that the puppet was at the FNAF 1 location can also be used as proof that Golden Freddy, the animatronic that appears by looking at a poster. One that shifts like the rest, thanks to the puppet) This was where the children died and were saved, thus why each end-night scene is different and why some animatronics attack you on night one when there should technically be no deaths.

Pizzeria 3: The final known pizzeria, and has six animatronics total potentially even more spirits.
                  This is where we know the suits are disassembled based off the FNAF 3 End Night Mini-Games. This is also the final resting place of the phone guys body, when it's still alive that is. Only five spirits are seen to remain at the Pizzeria since the previous location closed down, this is also the place where what I assume to be the other ghosts of the pizzerias free the spirits of the original five dead children.

The Horror Attraction: 1 animatronic, seven spirits

                                     This is the final location of the series (assuming there is no sequel.) It houses the Spring Trap/ Golden Bonnie animatronic, while every other animatronic is a ghostly form of the previous animatronics. Now something (hopefully) humorous.,,

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How Doomed Are You? Pt.4-Dying Light

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Good Luck, Good Night...

 

So, this week i'm talking about Dying Light, a zombie game that came out recently that I really haven't had too much actual game-time with, but I have seen quite a bit of it. Now, even though this games outbreak is very contained, being in that city would definitely kill you. This game, like most zombie games had classic types of zombies i.e. the average, the sprinter, the exploder, the brute and the spitter. But the worst and most brutal zombie in this is the night hunter. Let me grab a picture real quick...

 

This guy can do every parkour move your character can and can shoot out out tendrils to latch on to buildings and kill you. It's only weakness, UVs. Being an average person at night would kill you, and even if you stay in a safe zone at night, the day-time zombies can be just as bad. I can't count how many times I died to exploders just because they look like average zombies. But all in all, the game tagline sums it all up. Good luck, good night. The last post of this series will be next week.

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Out of the Suit Pt.1- The Freddy Pizzeria's

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    So, with the final Five Night's At Freddy's being released just a week ago, I want to tack down the whole story of this creepy  pizzeria chain. So this series of posts will probably contradict the posting schedule for a little bit, making post more common, but this week, i'm talking about the four locations of this twisted establishment. Though I will not be going too in depth about what happened there. Just enough to get the joist of each place. I'll be talk about these creepy things later.

So just to let everyone know, most of this is based off the Game Theorist theory for FNAF 2.
Let's start with the first location. Fredbear's Diner the first of the Freddy Fazbear franchise. Here's what we do know.
1. The child known to control the puppet was murdered out front. (FNAF2 death minigame)
2. There were two animatronic there. Golden Freddy and Golden Bonnie, both most likely golden because of aging (FNAF 3 secret minigame, FNAF 2 death minigame)
3.Closed down and then bought by Fazbear Entertainment (Phone Guy FNAF 2 message)
Now on to location 2, the first Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
1. Closed because of mucus and blood found running out of mouths and eyes of animatronics (FNAF 1 and 2)
2. This could be caused by the spring costumes crushing employees (FNAF 3 Phone Guy Message) or 4 children being shoved into suits (FNAF 2 death minigame)
3. Had spring suits potentially same ones in FNAF 1 and FNAF 2
On to the next, the second Pizzeria, the location of the second game. (It's second because it's mentioned to be new and improved)
1. Has a yellow suit in the back that was used to kill children, not necessarily Golden Freddy (FNAF 1 newspaper clipping)
2.Has 10 animatronics housed there (Counting!!) and speculation about Golden Freddy's existence
3. Has suits from the previous location (FNAF 2 Phone Guy message)
4.Closed due to investigation on the case of the missing children.
Now the final pizzeria, but first some humor...

1. Last pizzeria (FNAF 3 newspaper clipping)
2. Five animatronics known to be housed there (Golden Freddy just seems plain enigmatic.)
3. Closed down eventually
4. Location where the phone guy died (FNAF 3 ending)
Last but wait... hopefully last, the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria horror attraction
1. The hopeful end of the Fazbear franchise, it doesn't need to go further from here (FNAF 3 Newspaper clipping)
2. Only contains one animatronic, Spring Trap (FNAF 3)
3. Takes place somewhere between 2017-2023 (FNAF 3 Description, FNAF 2 Pay check date, Game Theorists theory)
4. It burns down and the children's spirits are freed (FNAF 3 Newspaper clipping, FNAF 3 Hidden Minigames)
That was a lot and there's more to come, but like I said, I really want to get this nailed down.

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I Gotta Do This Sometime- Posting Schedule

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   So, this has been a long time coming, I figure this is probably a good time to come up with a posting schedule. I'm just starting this off pretty simple. One post, every Monday night. Sorry, not too much to this post but I figure i'd just you all know when I will post something new.
 
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