Morbidly Deceased Here,
To make a long story short, this would make a dreadful apocalypse, though you might not be as easily overwhelmed as you would in a zombie apocalypse, but they would be a pain. The last thing any of us need is to have another reason to hate pigeons.
But not all hope is lost, the military could very well fend off certain areas, birds typically aren't that bright either. But i'll leave that up to you as to how to exterminate them, let's face it, just because they want to kill us doesn't make them coordinated. So, aim for the skies, no seriously, those birds up there want to kill you.
That's All For Now...
ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\
Some birds can actually be coordinated, especially ravens. Ravens are probably smarter than some humans, specifically I remember one camping trip I went on in which a conspiracy of ravens (yes, a group of ravens is called a conspiracy. Or an unkindness, but I prefer conspiracy) systematically raided campsites, once every 1-2 days, always attacking trash bags and anything food-related left out, carrying away any major food scraps or things left out. It doesn't prove much for intelligence, but look at what some celebrities have said, and you might see my point.
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