Running Out of Ideas Pt.3 Bicycles vs. Armored Cars

Running out of Ideas still, so if you have an idea that you'd like to share, zombie-related of course, then odds are it'll be made into the next blog post, with that out of the way, LET'S DO THIS!!!

I know it has nothing to do with the title, but why not? Now onto what I actually going to talk about. My English teacher would kill me for saying that. Anyways, when it comes to the apocalypse, what is the best method of transportation in the zombie apocalypse? Bicycles or Armored Cars?
Well, it really depends, but in most situations, a mountain bike would be your best bet in the zombie apocalypse. Now as stupid as it may seem, I can refute almost any vehicle out there to be effective, because let's face it, any vehicle is not of safe bet, but cars are more reliable than tanks, just saying.

But seriously, let's break this contest down into broad subjects. You can get anything that runs on gas off the table immediately, no matter how much fossil fuels you stockpile, It's. Going. To. Run. Out.Especially planes because let's face it, in a world where the dead get up and kill the living, landing zones are few and far between, not to mention that finding a pilot would take forever, unless you a pilot in the first place, then good luck, because your going to have to abandon a lot of your neighbors, friends and family. Now then there's the question of electric vehicles, well that just as simple as fossil fuels, eventually power will stop following through cities as the grids go down one by one or get shut of immediately. So what's that leave you with, well either you can navigate the sea like a ancient Greek or your riding a bike, running on foot, using a skateboard or scooter, or you can somehow find a place to roller-blade, and maybe Alaskan Sled Dogs, if you can actually continuously fed them or else there is going to be some hard good-byes, or there's going to be zombie dogs... That might sting a bit.



 

 So out of all the remaining methods of transportation, a mountain bike would be your best bet. They are literally meant to go over chunks of whatever it may be and the only tools you would need is what's necessary to change a bike tube along with extra tubes and a tire pump, materials you should get fairly easily considering most people would not think of looting a bike store when the apocalypse hits. Obviously there is the drawback of bent wheels and frames and lack of protection, but where something protective and get good at maneuvering before the apocalypse hits and you might be surprised how long you'll last, assuming you're not me or end up like this...

That's all for now...

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