Apocalypse How?-Pt. 4- Vampires

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   So i missed a post last week, so i'll send this out a little early, here's a rather underused idea from a newer series.

So here's the thing, this type of vampire apocalypse would be much harder than any kind of zombie apocalypse, well besides the ones presented by video games like Dying Light. In this series, it starts out in New York City, cliche, something happening to New York. But instead of the contagion being recognized after a plane shows up full of dead bodies, minus the five survivors, the CDC ignores the outbreak, mainly because of a dying business man who's willing to do anything to live longer, including starting a vampire apocalypse. These vampires start out zombie-like. 

This is the best picture I could find of a regular vampire. Anyways, these guy start out relatively stupid, attracted to humans but with a six foot "stinger" that shoots out of their throats, making them lethal. Silver and UV rays burn them, and die when beheaded. But within a month, these creatures become crafty, much smarter than the average zombie, and lethal enough to completely end humanity. Now there are two other types i know of, the Masters, who are immune to vampiric weaknesses, but can still be beheaded, and these masters' lieutenants who possess their memories and their conscious, but their not really human anymore. This apocalypse would be much more difficult than any zombie apocalypse (including the ones in most video games) Now for the worst vampire apocalypse (as in the hardest to beat) that could ever come about besides the original "Dracula" by Bram Stoker.

I'm talking about the guy to the left. Yes, Twilight. When the vampires that exist only sparkle in the sun, and have a hard time preventing themselves from killing every human they bite, AND have proper planning. You're doomed unless other vampires or werewolves stop them. The apocalypse would grow slowly, but it would so many people. At least it would most likely destroy itself before it destroys the world. Unless they have the brain of a Strain vampire, than god help you.

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And Now... A Rant

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   So as much as i love this show,

I do have a couple problems with it, and i'll only be covering this one today. So here it is, the walkers in Season 1 are much smarter than those in Season 2 and any season since. And i'm not saying that just because one extra was drinking water during one of the scenes, there was a lot more cannon parts of the show that prove my point. One, let's start with the most obvious, go back and watch Episode 2 of the first season and watch how walkers manage TO CLIMB A FENCE. They haven't done anything like that since, and yet here they are with enough motor control to nearly climb a fence, well, before they get shot off. Now, how about another step back to the first episode, one of these contradictions includes this iconic shot.

That's the last time i saw walkers hear a person through a door like that, btw, in the show the doors were chained together was locked, unlike that picture. Finally, in the first episode again, Morgan's zombified wife, turns a doorknob, and not just one time to be an accident, but several, as if she's trying to get in. For all I know there was some backlash early on, but seriously, when did zombies turn so stupid? And now, a hint at next week's rant...

 

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Apocalypse How?-Pt. 3-Psycho Gas

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   So even i'm a little confused about this one as to how it would work. But i got this recommendation from a friend and it's one of the more obscure of the prompts i have. Think of it this way, a zombie apocalypse where humans act like zombies only they can do everything a human can, including stop after they get hit anywhere, not just the head. But there is something i've heard of like this.

If your wondering what this is, it's a book, well, i guess that was kind of obvious, but anyways, in this book, a pill that cures psychological disorders and habits like chewing fingernails or hair, stuff like that. Well, the pill have a nasty and rather counter productive side effect of making the disorders worse. Say you have a habit of  chewing fingernails, well with the variant drug, when you run your nails down, you chew your fingers instead. Let's say you have OCD, well, now if someone such as moves something just a little, you go nuts. Then there are the worst kind, which i can't remember the origin of any more, the ones that eat other people's skin, and only their skin. It would be be worse to survive an attack like that than to die in it. Although it's not a gas, it's a pill, it portrays a decent  picture of psycho gas might be like.
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Out of the Suit Pt. 3- The Phone Guy's the Good Guy- Part 1

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   So I know what your thinking, well relatively at least. So, if you've read into the other FNaF theories out theory, especially the Game Theorists theories, (Well, except for FNaF3, he has yet to post a video on that.) then you'd know that the Phone Guy, the guy who leaves you messages most nights each game, is the antagonist. Well, at least that's what you assume. The thing is, I have a lot of proof to show you a different story. First: Here's what the phone guys been accused of...
1. Killing a child outside of FredBear's Diner, the original Freddy establishment.
2. Killing five other children, and stuffing them in suits
3. Tampering with animatronics
4. Odor
But, there's something I've noticed, something that changes the situation, first here's two pictures.

Now, these may seem random, but these two are assumed to be the same guy, but why is that? They look completely different. Not to mention something the Phone Guy says in Night 3 of FNaF2. "Did...uh... Did Foxy ever appear in the hallway? Probably not. I was just curious. Like I said, he was always my favorite." And this wouldn't seem odd if it weren't for the differences between the two "Purple Men." My theory is that the man in the top picture is actually the bottom man's son. As in, the Phone Guy isn't the killer, but pink guy is. If you've seen or played the" Give Gifts, Give Life mini game, then you know that the Puppet stuffed the children's dead bodies into the suits giving them new life. But if you notice, the only time you see the Purple Man a.k.a. Phone Guy in FNaF2 is in a death mini game where you follow the Puppet around the pizzeria, where there's a rare chance that he runs straight towards you. Now, it does seems menacing when your avatar (Freddy) is spelling out "save them," and when you see the phone guy the screen goes dark and says "you can't" but the important part here is that the purple man doesn't show up until after Freddy's been possessed. Snap back to another mini game where you play as foxy and run down a hallway to greet children three times, on the last time, the pink guy is standing behind a curtain and smiling. When you run to the other room, the other children are dead. I consider this a sign that the pink guy murdered the five children, not the purple guy. But back to the Phone Guy's comment, he said Foxy was always his favorite, which makes people assume he was the guy in the Foxy death mini game, but I feel like an adult wouldn't grow too fond of an animatronic show, but a child might. Part of my theory is that the phone guy was a kid during the first Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria location, which would solidify the idea that he's the Pink Guy's son. Now you could just say he's anyone's son, but their similar skin tone, and their connection made by other theories, it seems like the Purple Guy is a son trying to undo his father's work. Now back to the Puppet, sorry, not in this post, this is starting to become a wall of text, so I'll talk about this more in the next post. Meanwhile...

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Apocalypse How?-Pt. 2.-Asteroid(s)

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     So the last post I made was kind of odd, so let's talk about a more realistic apocalypse this time. So if you couldn't tell the title, here it is.

So, it's simple, an asteroid hits the earth, send debris into the air, and if you don't die of suffocation, you'll die of starvation when the most of the animals die out. Although, knowing at least NASA, we'll probably have a little bit of time to find some way to become self-sustaining without going out. There's not mych here, but
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Posting Schedule Update

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   So I've been thinking, I know right, oh no. Anyways, i'm changing my posting schedule around a bit. Every Friday I'll be posting an Apocalypse How?, and every Monday I'll be making a miscellaneous post.
Now, here's a hint at next Monday's post:

 

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